The NewlyRed Game.....Starring Ryan and Lucy

Questions for Lucy: 

What would your husband say was the last thing you did, that made him give you 'the look'?

Oh dear....I get that look so often....I think that is what he would say....something snarky about the fact that I am the receiver of that evil glare many times a day.

I don't know it happens too often.  Do you all see what I am dealing with here?  Sigh.....

What part of his body does your husband discuss the most?

This is an EASY one...his elbow....and NOT for the reason you all think!  He had a bad injury to that area....and it hurts a lot.  Of course, living this way of life with a feisty girl probably does not help matters much ;)

My stomach.  Are you for real here? How many times a day do you complain about your arm hurting??  And again people....because of an old injury....NOT because I am a wayward wife ;)

If I could burn one (non implement) possession of my husband's and get off Scott free, what would it be?

Oh my, my, my.....the possibilities are endless here.  BUT I think I would have to go with these God awful white basketball shoes that he has had for YEARS....he keeps them around...."just in case".  Like what?  Michael Jordan is going to show up at our house for a pick up game??  I think not!

The snooze button on the alarm clock. Well, to be fair his answer is a better one.  He hits that darn button 3-4 times a morning.  And, he did remind me...the shoes I mentioned are gone...sorry Michael ;)

What shape would your HoH say your backside is: an apple, a pear, a pancake or never noticed...too distracted?

I would have to say a pancake...this baby has no back ;)

An apple.  I had to go investigate in the mirror....I have no idea where he gets that....but it is better than my answer...so I will take it!

Nothing makes me sassier than.......

Wait....what?  I have to have a reason??  Oh my...lots of things make me sassy....that is who I am!

Me telling Lucy what to do.  Well, yes that is at the tippity top of the list!

If my family knew we were in a Dd relationship the would A) Be mortified B) Be intrigued and ask questions C)High five my Hoh and tell him it was about time!

Well I would die...does that count?? I WOULD DIE....okay anyway....if my family knew they would probably crack up laughing and then C.....they would pick C because they are all traitors.

They would be mortified.  Really??  I think my dad would shake your hand....seriously.

When my husband does (blank) I wish I could spank my mother in law.

When he wants to bicker at me about little unimportant facts.  Like I may say that I remember that we went somewhere last May.  He will say...no, that was in June....we never went to such an such place in May.  Drives me freaking bananas....little insignificant facts get picked at....gah!  His parents have been married 48 years and they do this.....I cannot take it!

When I pick at my toenails.  I do not blame your poor mother for that! Nope....I only want to spank you for that one!  Well, no not spank....maybe just bop you upside the head....that may get me spanked though!

When making whoopee, my husband's theme song should be A)I will survive B)Dancing with myself C)Wake me up before you Go Go D)Shook me all night long....

First of all, can I just say that I hate the term "whoopee"?  Okay....now that that is out of my system...I would have to say...C.....and now let me explain....well, maybe not....let us just suffice it to say....I am a complicated creature....and well....it takes women longer...okay?  'Nough said! ;)

Shook me all night long......Oh honey...four kids later....we don't have the energy to shake anything all night long!

If (blank) was an Olympic Sport, my husband would take Gold....

Sleeping.  Period.  End of Story.  The man can sleep through anything. Refer to pic above ;)

Procrastinating.  Oh boy....this is true.  Unless of course, it involves spanking his wife.  Then  he is alllll about getting the job done.....sheesh!

Two words that best describe my husband are _______ and ________.

Loving.  The man loves me so much....and expresses it to me a million different ways each day.  Hard working.  I have never met anyone who does as much for his family as he does.  He works and goes to school....both full time...and he never complains. He is pretty amazing :)

Smart and Strong.  Okay....I will agree with these too! 

Questions for Ryan:

What should your wife's theme song be?

I think that he will say my song should be the opening diddy for the I Love Lucy show....it has no words....but some times when I do silly things....he will hum that tune at me.....I have no idea where I came up with my blog name ;)

Hard Headed Woman.  Seriously??  Is that a real song?!

Finish this sentence, even before ttwd I wanted to spank my wife when she did (blank)

Well I find it hard to believe he would have ever wanted to spank me....but since I have to answer this like I think he would....sigh.....I guess when I used to get mad at not talk to him for days.....I was pretty bad :(

When she rolled her eyes at me.  My word...all you men and a little innocent eye rolling.

Never in my wildest dreams would I have thought a (blank) is something that I would spank with

Well this is easy....a SHIM! 

A spoon.  Never fear friends...our spoons met a terrible demise (insert evil laughter here).  Unfortunately, Ryan was not fazed...and brought home a lovely piece of oak to make a implement of doom for his newly reformed wife.  I am aiming to become the most well behaved woman in the Mid-West!  

My wife is so adorable when she (blanks)

Pouts....I am an adorable pouter (I know, I know....gag)

Shows me those sparkling eyes.  Well, okay...that one is sweet :)

If my wife never makes (blank) again for dinner, it would be too soon.

I have no idea how he is going to answer this.  I try to only make things he likes.....but if he is not in love with McDonald's drive thru for the next week....he better tread lightly!  Some submissive wife I am, huh? ;)

MANWICH.  Betsy....are you reading this?  Cancel the truckload order I had you send this way!

Pick a bird to represent your wife. What type of bird do you see yourself as?

A bird?  Seriously?  Oh dear....he may say an Owl...because of my blog....then again he may say Henny Penny because I panic about things a lot.  I have no idea what bird he would pick for himself.....maybe an eagle....I really dunno.  Birds aren't all that manly.

A Swan for Lucy....there are really no cool birds for me....an eagle, I guess.  A swan??  And I knew he would say eagle!!  I dunno I think these little cuties are a bit closer to reality.....

When I give my wife 'the look' I am often thinking......

I think he is absolutely thinking of the next opportunity he will have to spank me....eeek!

You can stop now. Eeeek!  Got it....check....yes dear.

The two words that sum up my wife are _______ and _________.

I think he would say funny and loving perhaps?????

Hot and Sassy.  Oh dear....I sound like a side dish off of a Chinese take out menu.  Would it kill you once in life to just admit that I am funny?  Gah!

If there was no chance of getting caught, where is one place you would like to make whoopee?

I think he would say on a beach...somewhere exotic.

In a public park.  Okay when I read this....I told him it made us sound like homeless people. He said he meant out in public.....anywhere......hmmmmm.

Aside from her bottom, what is your wife's greatest asset?

Well, I only mostly hear about my behind.....but I think my legs come in second....maybe???

Her heart.  She is so caring towards everyone.  Well that is sweet....but I have never had you ask me to wrap my heart around you.....just sayin' ;)